7. Being the last person to post on a hot-topic thread doesn't necessarily mean your opinion is the right one. It could mean people are just sick of arguing with you.
8. When things don't go your way, get over it.
9. Sometimes, YOU'RE the problem. Quit blaming the president, your neighbors, your ex, your in-laws, your boss and anyone else you feel like dumping on.
10. Pick your pants up, cut your hair, bathe regularly, work hard, play harder and don't expect others to support you.