Yeah, I'm talking to you.

You know who you are. You think you mean something to me but you don't. You and your comments aren't welcome in my life. I've deleted your comments, blocked you from posting and marked the important entries in my journal private and "friends only."

Now, kindly go away and do something productive in your life.

I'd never fart in an elevator...ha!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I helped jnassise hide a body (-173 points).  In January I set jonathanreitan's puppy on fire (-66 points).  In May I gave fastlooselovely a kidney (1000 points).  Last week on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).  Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points)

Overall, I've been nice (715 points).  For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
elizabethpeake

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Damn

You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

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Suicide

100%

Disappear

87%

Posion

73%

Gunshot

53%

Bomb

53%

Stabbed

33%

Accident

33%

Disease

27%

Drowning

27%

Natural Causes

20%

Eaten

20%

Suffocated

20%

Cut Throat

13%

How Will You Die??
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Come on, you know you want to

Who is the biggest jackass/prick/bastard/fuckwad/bitch you've ever had the displeasure of meeting through your internet ventures?

Feel free to name names and give your reason(s) why.

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(no subject)

You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

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Maximus

79%

William Wallace

75%

Indiana Jones

58%

The Terminator

50%

El Zorro

50%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

Neo, the "One"

33%

Captain Jack Sparrow

29%

Lara Croft

17%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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I've invited you all!

elizabethpeake's Halloween party:

9fingers dressed as a devil.
__adele__ dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
aimeepoynter dressed as Frylock.
ammepyre dressed as your grandfather.
audentiori dressed as Janeane Garofalo.
badronald dressed as Optimus Prime, and it suited them disturbingly well.
bev_vincent dressed as the Hot Power Ranger, though it looked more like Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
bill_gauthier dressed as a WNJO-TV Channel 2 employee.
blindsidepubs didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
brutal_dreamer dressed as a frozen bill.
bryan_smith dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi.
catwoman1022 didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
clarkesworld dressed as the main character of "All the President's Men".
cthulhu dressed as a mummy.
cussedness dressed as a HendrixDot ComCorporation employee, though it looked more like James King riding a cat.
dark_submission dressed as a universe, and it suited them disturbingly well.
darkfluidity didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
darren_speegle dressed as a goblin.
deadscrypt dressed as Eliza Dushku riding a skunk.
deep_bluze dressed as the Green Power Ranger.
delicatecutters dressed as Heidi Klum, though it looked more like the Governor of Rhode Island.
don_webster gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Greasy Lizardfanny".
douglain dressed as a giraffe, and it suited them disturbingly well.
douglas_clegg dressed as a W&P Polluters employee.
dungeoneer dressed as a Guisfredico employee.
dys7topia dressed as "Bones" McCoy from "Star Trek".
elygian dressed as your father.
eugie dressed as a furniture.
fairouz dressed as Slobidan Milosevich.
fastlooselovely dressed as a kicker for the Patriots.
horrordiva dressed as Zachary Taylor.
horrorwench dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Vulgar Swami.
hw_bloodymary dressed as a eagle, and it suited them disturbingly well.
illiana_galean dressed as Nicole Kidman.
infamouswriter dressed as the Cardinal of Los Angeles, and it suited them all too well.
jefffunk dressed as the Wholesale Power Ranger.
jeffstrand dressed as a tame vampire.
jeffsyndication dressed as Dwight Eisenhower.
jnassise dressed as Emeril Lagasse riding a squirrel, though it looked more like a bear.
jonathanreitan dressed as a character from "Untergang, Der".
jonfmerz dressed as Dan Brown.
jpa1 dressed as Grover Cleveland.
k_lava dressed as Avril Lavigne's grandfather.
karenetaylor dressed as something bright, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
las dressed as a third baseman for the Mets.
lenasawyer dressed as a vampire.
liquidnoose dressed as the Cardinal of Duocapwade.
lurkerwithout dressed as the love child of Michael Jackson and Julia Roberts.
lynx_rufus dressed as a new superhero: Dream Mutant.
marcy_italiano dressed as something still, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
marysang didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
mbroaddus dressed as a Level 14 bard, though it looked more like a can of Coke.
mlsgr76 didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
mr_imp dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
nick_kaufmann dressed as a hereford, and it suited them disturbingly well.
nickolascook dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
nicole_cushing dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Monk's Arbitration.
orkneyboy dressed as the President of Saint Kitts and Nevis.
perrymcgee dressed as a sedimentary vampire.
queenie_writes didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
queenoftheskies gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Bill Clinton.
raw_dog dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
rdsp dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
reginabella didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
sabledrake didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
scott_lynch dressed as a substitute paper pusher.
sewedel dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Laurie.
shadowhelm dressed as a pimp.
shane_staley dressed as Paris Hilton, though it looked more like a character from Harry Potter and the Ring of Lynd.
steve_vernon dressed as a bottle of Aspergen.
thewordoffred dressed as someone called "Thelma Vitro", but you've never heard of them before.
tlpalmer dressed as Tom Cruise.
tmgray dressed as a part-time webmaster, though it looked more like the Cardinal of Diaiqua.
vinumsabbathi dressed as the Governor of Wyoming.
wrathchylde dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Beatrice.
wretlind dressed as J.K. Rowling.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Woooo hooooo!!!

The pile of Mountain Dew bottle caps covered my desk. Hubby was saving the caps to enter a drawing held at everytenminutes.com (every10minutes.com?) but instead of entering them, they slowly became a yellow mountain of, well...Mountain Dew caps.

Last thursday, I told him to enter the damn things into the contest or out they go. At 9:50 p.m., he entered approximately 30 of the caps.

Now, here's the "guess what" of it all...

We won an XBOX 360!!! It'll be here just in time for Christmas. :D

Also, we won a gift package containing t-shirts, ball caps and other miscellaneous stuff.

Yeah, the boys are going to have a very nice Christmas. :D

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