Horror Author - Elizabeth Peake ([info]elizabethpeake) wrote,
@ 2005-12-20 18:12:00
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I'd never fart in an elevator...ha!
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I helped [info]jnassise hide a body (-173 points).  In January I set [info]jonathanreitan's puppy on fire (-66 points).  In May I gave [info]fastlooselovely a kidney (1000 points).  Last week on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).  Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points)

Overall, I've been nice (715 points).  For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
elizabethpeake

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